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145黄小毛真的太可惜了..太小看鬼子了
送交者: chickenrun8[♂★★凹屎罪痢丫★★♂] 于 2017-12-15 20:54 已读 553 次  
http://www.smh.com.au/business/the-economy/the-business-of-buying-influence-20171215-p4yxrg.html

So in the interests of facilitating better business relations with Australian government and avoiding further Huang/Dastyari/Liberal Party embarrassment, here’s how to acceptably make friends and influence people: 

1.   Hire lobbyists to do it at arm’s length. There’s a conga line of them waiting for your direct deposit, many of them recently ex-politicians and staffers, all with excellent access to power to push your case. For example, who do you think really formulates our tax policy? 

2.   Use industry bodies.  They provide tax-deductable funding for absolutely political ends just when the government is threatening charities with the loss of tax-deductible status if they indulge in “political” (i.e. anti-government) activities.

The Minerals Council comes to mind, or the National Automotive Leasing & Salary Packaging Association – McMillan Shakespeare certainly didn’t like Labor’s policy of abolishing the novated lease lurk, but it was the NALSPA that donated the $250,000 to the Liberal Party. And Labor subsequently fell into line.  

3.   Try not to be Chinese and certainly don’t be a successful mainland Chinese with the somewhat inevitable relationships with the Chinese government. It’s perfectly fine to organise and push Israeli or American policy of dubious value to Australia, but not Chinese. 

4.   In view of difficulty with (3), disguise yourself. Adopt an anglicised name and have your PR people start referring to you as “Aussie” e.g. “Aussie Moe” Huang will work better than “Huang Xiangmo” – and you’ll be spared Australian newsreaders being unable to pronounce it. 

Become a prominent supporter of such bodies as the American Australian Association and the Australia Israel Chamber of Commerce that ASIO is less likely to be bugging. And sponsor events that no politician can avoid and many will get taxpayers to fund attending – State of Origin, Melbourne Cup, Grand Prix, Grand Finals.

5. Be Rupert Murdoch, or at least own some prominent shock jocks. parramata 有个轮子混成市长...其中trick 之一就是把自己姓都换了...哈哈哈那人好像讲上海话的...但上海只有在滚地龙出来的人会干这种把姓都改成类似鬼子的姓..


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